retirement

And They  Ask  Why I Like Retirement  !!!

 

 

 

 

Question: How  many days in a week?
Answer:   6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When  is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer:  Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question: How  many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only  one, but it might take all day.
Question:  What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer:  There is not enough time to get everything  done.
Question: Why  don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The  term comes with a 10% discount.
Question:  Among retirees what is considered formal  attire?
Answer: Tied  shoes.
Question: Why  do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They  are the only ones who have the time.
Question: What  is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to  retire?
Answer:  NUTS!
Question: Why  are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or  garage?
Answer: They  know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to  store stuff there.
Question: What  do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer:   Normal .
Question: What  is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The  never ending Coffee Break.

Question:  What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a  retiree?
Answer: If  you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why  does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the  people he used to work with?
Answer: He  is too polite to tell the whole truth.
And,  my very favorite....
QUESTION: What  do you do all week?
Answer:  Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I  rest. SERENITY