Three Things to Think About

1. The Cows

2. The Constitution

3. The Ten Commandments

On Cows:

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11-20 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

On the Constitution:

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq, why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of real ly smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

On the Ten Commandments:

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a court-house is ... You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery', and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.