How to Start Each Day With a Positive Outlook

1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton"
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to remove "Hillary Rodham Clinton and all of her contents?"
6. Firmly Click "Yes."
7. Feel better.

Tomorrow we will do Nancy Pelosi, then Harry Reid, then Ted Kennedy, then... There is a list.